ohnoraptors:

PENTAX Q10 EVANGELION MODEL TYPE00 (by nekoko1206)

groans:

i need tightter pants and the only way is i think i should have someone follow me around with a projector and project a movie of pants onto my legs all the time

buriaq:

coolbutcautious:

the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate 

thats the spirit

egberts:

people who say “suck my dick” as an insult confuse me

is ur dick so bad that it would be insulting to suck it?

sucking your dick would be so horrible that it would put me in my place?

you have bad dick?

shavingryansprivates:

im buying an xbox one
theonion:

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

saltedvagina:

when you try his cum for the first time

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airoe:

regigigas-fils-aime:

I AM 1,000% ALL ABOUT FARM MEMES

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